— Did you count heads? — Eleven, including me. Five boys, six girls, four parents, two drivers and a partridge in a pear tree. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Kate McCallisterHeather McCallisterSarcastic Quotes
— He's only a kid, Harry. We can take him. — Ah, shut up, will you? — What is it? You're missing some teeth. — Where? It's my gold tooth. My gold tooth. I'll kill him. I'll kill him! You bomb me with one more can, kid and I'll snap off your cojones and boil them in motor oil! Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Harry LimeMarv MerchantsFunny Quotes
— Nice move, leaving the water running. Now we know each and every house that you've hit. We've been looking for you guys for a long time. — Yeah. Well, remember, we're the «Wet Bandits». Wet Bandits, that's W-E-T... — Shut up! Get in the car! Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment CopMarv MerchantsHarry LimeFunny Quotes
There's nobody home. The house looks secure. Tell them to count their kids again. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Cop
— Buzz... — Don't you know how to knock, phlegm-wad? — Can I sleep here? I don't want to sleep with Fuller. If he drinks, he'll wet the bed. — I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Kevin McCallisterBaz McAlister