Presents Quotes

The biggest present comes in the smallest box.

— So Pheebs, what do you want for your birthday?
— What I really want is for my mom to be alive and enjoy it with me.
— Let me put it this way. Anything from Crabtree & Evelyn?

— Don't say that I have no sentiment. This is a movie stub from our first date. This is an eggshell from the first time you made me breakfast in bed. This is from the museum, the first time we... were together. Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter.
— I don't know what to say. I'm sorry. Though... you're not supposed to take these. It's like a million years old. We actually... We have people looking for that.

— You wanna get her something special? Get her flowers. Get her candy. Get her gum. Girls love gum.
— That's a good idea. "Dear Janice: Have a Hubba-Bubba birthday."

— A small token of our gratitude.
— Diamond cufflinks... All my cuffs have buttons.
— He means "thank you".
— Do I?
— Just say it.
— Thank you.

Harry, I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it, don’t wait for it, just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair or two cups of good hot black coffee.

— I brought you something.
— Is it loaded?

— While Ross is on the phone... everybody owes me 62 bucks for his birthday.
— Is there any chance that you're rounding up from... you know... from like 20?