— Are you telling me you're gay or something? — Gay, straight, retarded...why do we have to put a label on everything? Misfits Season 2 Episode 3 Nathan Young Kelly Bailey labels Funny Quotes
Gay marriage is legal in 6 states, but having sex with a horse is legal in 23 states. Good job, America. Jim Carrey America law Sarcastic Quotes
— You don't have a girlfriend, then? — Girlfriend? No, not really my area. — Mm. Oh, right. Do you have a boyfriend? — ... — Which is fine, by the way. — I know it's fine. — So, you've got a boyfriend, then. — No. Sherlock Season 1 Episode 1 Sherlock Holmes Dr. Watson
— I'm not gay. — I didn't write that part! — I'm straight. — Since when? — I suppose I first noticed when I was around 8. I thought it was just a phase, you know, but eventually I had to accept the truth. I like women. Love and Other Disasters Paolo Sarmiento Peter Simon
I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia. You are not scared. You are an asshole. Morgan Freeman homophobia
— Let me guess. You guys are here antiquing? — How'd you know? Susan: Oh, you just look the type. So, uh, a king-size bed? — What?! No, uh no, we're… Two singles. We're just brothers. Supernatural Season 2 Episode 11 Dean Winchester Sam Winchester the owner of the hotel brothers Funny Quotes
— You know my friends are so wrong about you. You're a great boyfriend. — OK, that's good. I always thought I was great. — Sherlock Holmes is a very lucky man! Sherlock Season 2 Episode 1 Dr. Watson Janet Ironic Quotes
— He had sex with Mr. Garibaldi. — Who's Mr. Garibaldi? — Does it matter?! Friends Season 7 Episode 22 Chandler Bing
I was very shocked when my son told me that his boyfriend was homosexual. A bit of Fry & Laurie Stephen Fry
— Your sister has learned that your new friends the Tyrells are plotting to marry Sansa Stark to Ser Loras. — Very well. She's a lovely girl. Missing some of Loras' favorite bits, but I'm sure they'll make do. Game of Thrones Season 3 Episode 5 Tywin Lannister Tyrion Lannister Sarcastic Quotes
I think gay is kind of like being part of a freak show. You know, people like to stop by the cage and stare. An Unexpected Love McNally "Mac" Hays lesbianism
It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it. Winston Churchill
I have received a harmonica, a magnetic poetry set, a book about Harvey Milk, and a mix tape with the song "Asleep" on it twice. I mean, I have no idea. This collection of presents are so gay that I think I must have given them to myself. The Perks of Being a Wallflower Patrick presents Funny Quotes
Love has no gender. Take whoever loves you. Whatever makes you happy. Who cares? La vie d'Adèle - Chapitres 1 et 2 a visitor to a gay bar love bisexuality sexual orientation
I just saw the face of God. He's name is Brian Kinney. Queer as folk Season 1 Episode 1 Justin Taylor God