Chandler Bing

— I love this tushy! Can I take it to work with me?
— Yeah, sure. It's not mine anyway. It came with the pants.

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— Chandler, you're panicking.
— Uh-huh! Join me, won't you?

— You wanna get her something special? Get her flowers. Get her candy. Get her gum. Girls love gum.
— That's a good idea. "Dear Janice: Have a Hubba-Bubba birthday."

— I got you something.
— What's this?
— Eight hundred and twelve bucks.
— I don't know what Big Leon told you, but it's a thousand... if you want me for the whole night.

— Look at this! My Big Book of Grievances.
— Hey, there's me! "April 17th, excessive noise... Italian guy comes home with a date." You're in here too.
— "April 18th, excessive noise... Italian guy's gay roommate brings home dry cleaning." Well, that's excellent.

— Oh. Have either of you ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it expensive?
— Only if you order stuff.

— You have really great hair.
— Oh, thanks. I grow it myself.

I tell people secrets. It makes them like me.

Well, she spent the last six months getting over him... and now she's celebrating that by going on a date with him.

— Can you hear anything?
— Yeah, somebody just said, "Can you hear anything?"

— Hey, gorgeous. How's it going?
— Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights. Does it get better than this?

— Hey, what is all that?
— It's a web site. It's the Guggenheim Museum. She likes art... and I like funny words.

Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. Did I say that out loud?

Here's the thing. We're different. I'm bing, bing, bing. You' re boom, boom, boom.

— The One With the List. All right, check out this bad boy! Twelve megabytes of RAM, 500-megabyte hard drive... built-in spreadsheet capabilities... and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 BPS.
— What will you use it for?
— Games and stuff.

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