— The One With the List. All right, check out this bad boy! Twelve megabytes of RAM, 500-megabyte hard drive... built-in spreadsheet capabilities... and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 BPS. — What will you use it for? — Games and stuff. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Friends Season 2 Episode 8 Chandler BingPhoebe BuffayComputer GamesFunny Quotes
Roy: [answers phone] Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Ugh, OK, well the button on the side, is it glowing?... Yeah, you need to turn it on. Erm, the button turns it on. Yeah, you... you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes. Copy quote Share Report a mistake 2 comments The IT CrowdRoy TrennemanTechnical SupportFunny Quotes
— Computer, do something! — Sure thing, fella. Handing over manual control. Good luck! Copy quote Share Report a mistake 1 comment The Hitchhiker's Guide to the GalaxyArthur DentEddie the computerFunny Quotes
We made the buttons on the screen look so good you’ll want to lick them. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Steve Jobs
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Emo PhilipsSarcastic Quotes
Computers so unreliable. Just like people. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Resident Evil: ApocalypseMajor Timothy CainHuman, People
— Now she'll never try anything new. She'll sit in her room, never come out, play on her computer. — I'm a hacker. — That's what I said. You're a nerd. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkTim MurphyLexy MurphyIronic Quotes
John Connor: You don't have to do this! You don't want to do this! Terminator: Desire is irrelevant. I am a machine. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Terminator 3: Rise of the MachinesJohn ConnorT-850DesiresRobotsBeautiful Quotes
Computers aren't the thing. They're the thing that gets us to the thing. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Halt and Catch Fire Season 1 Episode 1 Joe MacMillan
Software is getting slower more rapidly than hardware becomes faster. Copy quote Share Report a mistake 3 comments Niklaus Wirth
Steve, you say that this gadget of yours is for ordinary people. What on earth would ordinary people want with computers? Copy quote Share Report a mistake Pirates of Silicon Valley
— «Keycheck space minus 0. Keychecks off, safety space minus 0». He's turning the safety systems off. Doesn't want anybody to see. Look at this next entry. It's the kicker. «White rabbit object». It did it all. With the keychecks off, the computer didn't file the keystrokes. The way to find them is to check the computer's lines of code one by one. — How many lines of code are there? — About two million.Show full quote Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkDr. Ellie SattlerRay ArnoldIronic Quotes
— There was a nuclear war. A few years from now... all this, this whole place, everything... it's gone. Just gone. There were survivors. Here, there. Nobody even knew who started it. It was the machines, Sarah. — I don't understand. — Defense network computers. New, powerful... hooked into everything, trusted to run it all. They say it got smart... a new order of intelligence. Then it saw all people as a threat. Not just the ones on the other side. It decided our fate in a microsecond. Extermination.Show full quote Copy quote Share Report a mistake The TerminatorKyle ReeseSarah ConnorDecisionDestructionSad Quotes
Let us change our traditional attitude to the construction of programs: Instead of imagining that our main task is to instruct a computer what to do, let us concentrate rather on explaining to human beings what we want a computer to do. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Donald KnuthTraditionsProgramming And ProgrammersGoalHuman, PeopleMeaningful Quotes
It's All About The Pentiums! Copy quote Share Report a mistake Weird AlIt's All About The PentiumsIronic Quotes
Even the smartest computer will be stopped by a stupid person. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Information TechnologyIntelligenceArtificial IntelligenceMeaningful Quotes