— Don't let the monsters come over here. — They're not monsters, they're animals. These are herbivores. — They only eat vegetables. For you, I think they'd make an exception. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkLexy MurphyAlan GrantTim MurphyFoodSarcastic Quotes
— Hey, where did you find those? — In the box, under my seat. — Are they heavy? — Yeah. — Then they're expensive. Put them back. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkDonald GennaroTim MurphyCostThingsIronic Quotes
— We're back in the car again. — At least you're out of the tree. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkTim MurphyAlan GrantIronic Quotes
— Now she'll never try anything new. She'll sit in her room, never come out, play on her computer. — I'm a hacker. — That's what I said. You're a nerd. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkTim MurphyLexy MurphyComputersIronic Quotes
— Like I said, there's this other book by a guy named Bakker and he says dinosaurs died from diseases. <...> And his book was a lot fatter than yours. — Really? — Yours was fully illustrated. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkTim MurphyDr. Ellie SattlerAlan GrantBooks, LiteratureIronic Quotes
— What do you call a blind dinosaur? — I don't know. And how? — «Do-you-think-he-saurus». What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog? — You got me. — A «Do-you-think-He-saurus rex». Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkTim MurphyAlan GrantFunny Quotes