— God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. — Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth. Copy quote Share Report a mistake 3 comments Jurassic ParkDr. Ellie SattlerIan MalcolmLogicDinosaursIronic Quotes
— That doesn't look very scary. More like a 6-foot turkey. — A turkey? Imagine yourself in the Cretaceous period. Here we go. You'd get your first look at this 6-foot turkey as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly bobbing his head. You keep still because you think maybe his visual acuity is based on movement, like T-Rex and he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side. From the other two Raptors you didn't even know were there. Because Velociraptor's a pack hunter. He uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this, a 6-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion. No. He slashes at you here or here... Or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is, you are alive when they start to eat you. So, you know, try to show a little respect. — Okay. Alan, if you wanted to scare the kid, you could've pulled a gun on him.Show full quote Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkAlan GrantDr. Ellie SattlerThe Sacré-Coeur BoyScientistsSarcastic Quotes
— But it ought to be me, really, going. — Why? — I'm a... And you're a... — Look. Come on, let's go. We can discuss sexism in survival situations when I get back. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkJohn HammondDr. Ellie SattlerFeminismMan And WomanSarcastic Quotes
— No, we've made living biological attractions so astounding that they'll capture the imagination of the entire planet. — So, what are you thinking? — That we're out of a job. — Don't you mean «extinct»? Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkJohn HammondAlan GrantDr. Ellie SattlerWorkScientistsIronic Quotes
— And there's no doubt our attractions will drive kids out of their minds. — And what are those? — Small versions of adults, honey. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkJohn HammondAlan GrantDr. Ellie SattlerChildrenIronic Quotes
— Like I said, there's this other book by a guy named Bakker and he says dinosaurs died from diseases. <...> And his book was a lot fatter than yours. — Really? — Yours was fully illustrated. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkTim MurphyDr. Ellie SattlerAlan GrantBooks, LiteratureIronic Quotes
— You want to have one of those? — I don't want that kid, but a breed of the child could be intriguing. I mean, what's so wrong with kids? — They're noisy, they're messy, they're expensive. — Cheap, cheap. — They smell. — They don't smell! — Some smell. — Give me a break! — Babies smell.Show full quote Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkAlan GrantDr. Ellie SattlerChildrenIronic Quotes
— The Tyrannosaur doesn't obey any set patterns or park schedules. The essence of chaos. — I'm still not clear on chaos. — It simply deals with unpredictability in complex systems. The shorthand is the Butterfly Effect. A butterfly can flap its wings in Peking and in Central Park you get rain instead of sunshine. Was I going too fast? I missed it. I did a fly-by. Give me that glass of water. We'll conduct an experiment. We should be still. The car's bouncing. That's okay. It's just an example. Put your hand flat like a hieroglyphic. A drop of water falls on your hand. Which way will the drop roll off? Which finger? Thumb, I'd say. Freeze your hand. Don't move. I'll do the same thing, start with the same place again. Which way, now? — Let's say back the same way. — It changed. Why? — Because tiny variations, the orientation of the hairs on your hands... — Alan, look at this. — The amount of blood distending your vessels, imperfections in the skin... — «imperfections in the skin»? — Just microscopic, never repeat and vastly affect the outcome. That's what? Unpredictability. There. Look at this. See? I'm right again. Nobody could predict that Dr. Grant would suddenly jump out of a moving vehicle. — Alan? Alan! — And there's another example. See, here I am now by myself, talking to myself. That's Chaos Theory.Show full quote Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkIan MalcolmDr. Ellie SattlerScienceTheoryScientistsIronic Quotes
— Just the two Raptors, right? You sure the third one's contained? — Yes, unless they figure out how to open doors. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkAlan GrantDr. Ellie SattlerStudySarcastic Quotes
— «Keycheck space minus 0. Keychecks off, safety space minus 0». He's turning the safety systems off. Doesn't want anybody to see. Look at this next entry. It's the kicker. «White rabbit object». It did it all. With the keychecks off, the computer didn't file the keystrokes. The way to find them is to check the computer's lines of code one by one. — How many lines of code are there? — About two million.Show full quote Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkDr. Ellie SattlerRay ArnoldComputersIronic Quotes
— Creation is an act of sheer will. Next time, it'll be flawless. — It's still the flea circus. It's all an illusion. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkJohn HammondDr. Ellie SattlerSad Quotes