— Rick, why did you lie to your daughter? — So I wouldn't have to come here. — Why didn't you want to come here? — Because I don't respect therapy, because I'm a scientist. Because I invent, transform, create, and destroy for a living, and when I don't like something about the world, I change it. And I don't think going to a rented office in a strip mall to listen to some agent of averageness explain which words mean which feelings has ever helped anyone do anything. I think it's helped a lot of people get comfortable and stop panicking, which is a state of mind we value in the animals we eat, but not something I want for myself. I'm not a cow. I'm a pickle — when I feel like it.Show full quote Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 1 comment Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 3 Rick SanchezPsychotherapy
When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Arthur C. Clarke
— That doesn't look very scary. More like a 6-foot turkey. — A turkey? Imagine yourself in the Cretaceous period. Here we go. You'd get your first look at this 6-foot turkey as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly bobbing his head. You keep still because you think maybe his visual acuity is based on movement, like T-Rex and he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side. From the other two Raptors you didn't even know were there. Because Velociraptor's a pack hunter. He uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this, a 6-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion. No. He slashes at you here or here... Or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is, you are alive when they start to eat you. So, you know, try to show a little respect. — Okay. Alan, if you wanted to scare the kid, you could've pulled a gun on him.Show full quote Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Jurassic ParkAlan GrantDr. Ellie SattlerThe Sacré-Coeur BoySarcastic Quotes
— Our scientists have done things which nobody has ever done before. — But your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Jurassic ParkJohn HammondIan MalcolmIronic Quotes
— No, we've made living biological attractions so astounding that they'll capture the imagination of the entire planet. — So, what are you thinking? — That we're out of a job. — Don't you mean «extinct»? Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Jurassic ParkJohn HammondAlan GrantDr. Ellie SattlerWorkIronic Quotes
— You know, you don't act like a scientist. — They're usually pretty stiff. — You're more like a game-show host. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? GhostbustersDana BarrettDr. Peter VenkmanSarcastic Quotes
— The Tyrannosaur doesn't obey any set patterns or park schedules. The essence of chaos. — I'm still not clear on chaos. — It simply deals with unpredictability in complex systems. The shorthand is the Butterfly Effect. A butterfly can flap its wings in Peking and in Central Park you get rain instead of sunshine. Was I going too fast? I missed it. I did a fly-by. Give me that glass of water. We'll conduct an experiment. We should be still. The car's bouncing. That's okay. It's just an example. Put your hand flat like a hieroglyphic. A drop of water falls on your hand. Which way will the drop roll off? Which finger? Thumb, I'd say. Freeze your hand. Don't move. I'll do the same thing, start with the same place again. Which way, now? — Let's say back the same way. — It changed. Why? — Because tiny variations, the orientation of the hairs on your hands... — Alan, look at this. — The amount of blood distending your vessels, imperfections in the skin... — «imperfections in the skin»? — Just microscopic, never repeat and vastly affect the outcome. That's what? Unpredictability. There. Look at this. See? I'm right again. Nobody could predict that Dr. Grant would suddenly jump out of a moving vehicle. — Alan? Alan! — And there's another example. See, here I am now by myself, talking to myself. That's Chaos Theory.Show full quote Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Jurassic ParkIan MalcolmDr. Ellie SattlerScienceTheoryIronic Quotes
— Why don't you come down, just the pair of you, for the weekend? I'd love to have an opinion of a paleobotanist as well. I've got a jet standing by at Choteau. — I'm sorry. This isn't possible. We just dug up a new skeleton... — I could compensate you by fully funding your dig... — This is a very unusual time. — The timing is... for a further three years. — Where's the plane?Show full quote Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Jurassic ParkJohn HammondAlan GrantFinanceFunny Quotes
— I don't know, Wade. I think we're asking for trouble hanging around like this. I mean, what about common sense? I guess that's something those "brainiacs" wouldn't understand. — They're scientists. Common sense just gets in their way. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Sliders Season 2 Episode 9 Rembrandt Lee BrownWade WellesCommon SenseLogicNuisances
... Edwin Hubble, who continues to give me great faith in humanity, because he started out as a lawyer and then became an astronomer. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Lawrence KraussScienceSpaceLawyersHopeSarcastic Quotes
And the less we honour them as our superstitions dwindle and our respect for beauty and health of mind increases.... Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Virginia WoolfThe Mark on the Wall