— Our scientists have done things which nobody has ever done before. — But your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkJohn HammondIan MalcolmScientistsIronic Quotes
— This is just a delay. That's all it is. All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked. — If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat tourists. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkIan MalcolmJohn HammondSarcastic Quotes
— But it ought to be me, really, going. — Why? — I'm a... And you're a... — Look. Come on, let's go. We can discuss sexism in survival situations when I get back. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkJohn HammondDr. Ellie SattlerFeminismMan And WomanSarcastic Quotes
— No, we've made living biological attractions so astounding that they'll capture the imagination of the entire planet. — So, what are you thinking? — That we're out of a job. — Don't you mean Β«extinctΒ»? Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkJohn HammondAlan GrantDr. Ellie SattlerWorkScientistsIronic Quotes
— And there's no doubt our attractions will drive kids out of their minds. — And what are those? — Small versions of adults, honey. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkJohn HammondAlan GrantDr. Ellie SattlerChildrenIronic Quotes
— Don't worry. I'm not making the same mistakes again. — No, you're making all new ones. Copy quote Share Report a mistake The Lost World: Jurassic ParkJohn HammondIan MalcolmMistakesSarcastic Quotes
— We were saving that. — For today, I guarantee it. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkJohn HammondAlan GrantAlcohol (drug)Positive Quotes
But you need that piece over here, and that piece... We'll have landed by the time you get it right. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkIronic Quotes
— After careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park. — So have I. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkAlan GrantJohn HammondDecisionIronic Quotes
— Why don't you come down, just the pair of you, for the weekend? I'd love to have an opinion of a paleobotanist as well. I've got a jet standing by at Choteau. — I'm sorry. This isn't possible. We just dug up a new skeleton... — I could compensate you by fully funding your dig... — This is a very unusual time. — The timing is... for a further three years. — Where's the plane?Show full quote Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkJohn HammondAlan GrantFinanceScientistsFunny Quotes
— Dr. Sattler, Dr. Grant, you've heard of Chaos Theory? — No. — No? Non-linear equations? Strange attractors? I refuse to believe that you aren't familiar with the concept of attraction. — I bring scientists. You bring a rock star. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkIan MalcolmJohn HammondIntellectualsIronic Quotes
— Creation is an act of sheer will. Next time, it'll be flawless. — It's still the flea circus. It's all an illusion. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkJohn HammondDr. Ellie SattlerSad Quotes
It is absolutely imperative that we work with the Costa Rican Department of Biological Preserves to establish a set of rules for the preservation and isolation of that island. These creatures require our absence to survive, not our help. And if we could only step aside and trust in nature, life will find a way. Copy quote Share Report a mistake The Lost World: Jurassic ParkMotivational Quotes