— This is magnificent. — Yeah. " Ooh, ah," that's how it always starts. But then later there's running and screaming. Copy quote Share Report a mistake The Lost World: Jurassic ParkIan MalcolmEddie Carr
— God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. — Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth. Copy quote Share Report a mistake 3 comments Jurassic ParkDr. Ellie SattlerIan MalcolmLogicDinosaursIronic Quotes
— Our scientists have done things which nobody has ever done before. — But your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkJohn HammondIan MalcolmScientistsIronic Quotes
— You're married? — Occasionally. I'm always on the lookout for a future ex-Mrs. Malcolm. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkAlan GrantIan MalcolmMarriage Of MenIronic Quotes
— This is just a delay. That's all it is. All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked. — If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat tourists. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkIan MalcolmJohn HammondSarcastic Quotes
— If there's one thing the history of evolution has taught us, it's that life will not be contained. Life breaks free. Expands to new territories and it crashes through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously, but there it is. There it is. — You're implying that a group composed entirely of female animals will breed? — No, I'm simply saying that life finds a way.Show full quote Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkIan MalcolmHenry WuLife
Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkNuisancesSarcastic Quotes
— Don't worry. I'm not making the same mistakes again. — No, you're making all new ones. Copy quote Share Report a mistake The Lost World: Jurassic ParkJohn HammondIan MalcolmMistakesSarcastic Quotes
Eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right? Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkIronic Quotes
But, again, how do you know they're all female? What, does somebody go out in the park and pull up the dinosaurs' skirts? Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkGenderIronic Quotes
— I don't even know this woman. — You've known Karen for 10 years. — She doesn't have Sega. She's such a troglodyte. — Cruel, but good word use. Copy quote Share Report a mistake The Lost World: Jurassic ParkIan MalcolmKelly Curtis
— The Tyrannosaur doesn't obey any set patterns or park schedules. The essence of chaos. — I'm still not clear on chaos. — It simply deals with unpredictability in complex systems. The shorthand is the Butterfly Effect. A butterfly can flap its wings in Peking and in Central Park you get rain instead of sunshine. Was I going too fast? I missed it. I did a fly-by. Give me that glass of water. We'll conduct an experiment. We should be still. The car's bouncing. That's okay. It's just an example. Put your hand flat like a hieroglyphic. A drop of water falls on your hand. Which way will the drop roll off? Which finger? Thumb, I'd say. Freeze your hand. Don't move. I'll do the same thing, start with the same place again. Which way, now? — Let's say back the same way. — It changed. Why? — Because tiny variations, the orientation of the hairs on your hands... — Alan, look at this. — The amount of blood distending your vessels, imperfections in the skin... — «imperfections in the skin»? — Just microscopic, never repeat and vastly affect the outcome. That's what? Unpredictability. There. Look at this. See? I'm right again. Nobody could predict that Dr. Grant would suddenly jump out of a moving vehicle. — Alan? Alan! — And there's another example. See, here I am now by myself, talking to myself. That's Chaos Theory.Show full quote Copy quote Share Report a mistake Jurassic ParkIan MalcolmDr. Ellie SattlerScienceTheoryScientistsIronic Quotes
If you want to leave your name on something, fine. But stop putting it on other people's headstones. Copy quote Share Report a mistake The Lost World: Jurassic ParkComplacencySarcastic Quotes
She has to touch it. She can't not touch. She's going right up to it. Once she sees something, she has to... Copy quote Share Report a mistake The Lost World: Jurassic ParkIronic Quotes