Rach, you can't look fat in an x-ray. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Friends Season 3 Episode 21 Ross Geller
I'm not fat. It's all this fur. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Ice AgeManny (Manfred)Funny Quotes
In France no one calls me a fat jerk! I'm a gourmand! Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 21 Homer Simpson
— The camera adds ten pounds. — So how many cameras are actually on you? Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 1 comment Friends Season 2 Episode 14 Monica GellerChandler BingSarcastic Quotes
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat. And look as though you should be, but you're not. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 2 comments Lock, Stock and Two Smoking BarrelsSoapIronic Quotes
— In fact, I was undefeated. — Well, you weighed 200 pounds. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Friends Season 5 Episode 10 Ross GellerMonica GellerFunny Quotes
— You can't be too fat. — No one is fat. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Astérix & Obélix: Mission CléopâtreNexusisObélixFunny Quotes
Sukie Ridgemont: Two minutes on the lips... Alexandra Medford: ...forever on the love handles. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment The Witches of EastwickSukie RidgemontAlexandra MedfordIronic Quotes
All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 7 Homer Simpson
— Why do you drink so much? — Because it's not fattening and it's not good for me. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment TootsieDorothy Michaels / Michael DorseyJulie NicholsWomenAlcohol (drug)
"Weight: 105"? Yeah! In your bra. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Liar LiarFletcher ReedeBoobs, Breasts, Tits
— But I can't stop eatin'. Every day I try and try and every day I go off. I hide candy bars all over the house. — A candy bar ain't gonna hurt ya none. — One, no. But 10 or 11? I can't even look at my own vagina. — I can't help ya on that one. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Fried Green TomatoesEvelyn CouchNinny ThreadgoodeIronic Quotes
At least I’m not American fat, I’m interesting European delicatessen fat! Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Dylan MoranAppearancePositive Quotes
— lf you were half the man l am. — l am half the man that you are. <...> — l wanna talk to you. Ten minutes, you take your best shot, tough guy. — Take 10 minutes on a StairMaster, you pudgy bastard! Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Men in BlackAgent GeeCopSarcastic Quotes