Julie Nichols

Daisies are such homey flowers and rosebuds are so cheerful and always waiting to bloom.

— Did somebody die?
— Violinist.
— I didn't know he was that sick.
— He wasn't. He asked for a raise.

— Do you worry about using so much heavy make-up on your skin all the time?
— No. I don't worry. I have a little... mustache problem I'm real sensitive to. Probably just too many male hormones or something.
— Well, some men find that attractive.
— I know, I know. I just don't like the men that find it attractive.

Ron is, hands down, the best director of daytime drama. Did they tell you not to call it a soap yet? If anybody calls it a soap opera, Rita fines them a quarter. It's how she got her car.

All my lines sound like subtitles for a Czech movie.