Evelyn Couch

I never get mad, Mrs. Threadgoode. Never! The way I was raised it was bad manners. Well, I got mad and it felt terrific.

— But I can't stop eatin'. Every day I try and try and every day I go off. I hide candy bars all over the house.
— A candy bar ain't gonna hurt ya none.
— One, no. But 10 or 11? I can't even look at my own vagina.
— I can't help ya on that one.