— That's my engagement ring. Oh, and, a singing ring never fails to get his girl. It's destiny. Put it on, put it on. — Well, all right, I'll just try it on. But I'm not getting married. — Of course you are, a baby's got to have a father. — I don't intend to have any children, thank you very much. — Well, it's a little bit late for that. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment The 10th Kingdom Season 1 Episode 5 Wolf (half-wolf - half-human)Virginia LewisLoveChildren
In marriage, the man is supposed to provide for the support of the woman, the woman to make the home agreeable to the man; he is to purvey, and she is to smile. But in dancing, their duties are exactly changed; the agreeableness, the compliance are expected from him, while she furnishes the fan and the lavender water. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Jane OstinNorthanger AbbeyMr. TilneyDance
Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Oscar WildeThe Picture of Dorian GrayLord Henry Wotton
— Hey, Charlie, there is somethin' in the Bible I do believe. — What's that, sir. — "Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife." — I believe in that, too. But what happens when thy neighbor's wife covets you? Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Straw Dogs (2011)Charlie VennerDavid SumnerCheating, TreasonFidelityBible
Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance. If the dispositions of the parties are ever so well known to each other or ever so similar beforehand, it does not advance their felicity in the least. They always continue to grow sufficiently unlike afterwards to have their share of vexation; and it is better to know as little as possible of the defects of the person with whom you are to pass your life.Читать далее » Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share 4 comments Jane OstinPride & Prejudice Charlotte Lucas
But it's all right now, because l'm not in love with you any more. Which now makes me perfect for this, but now l don't want this marriage. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment The Mirror Has Two FacesRose MorganRelationshipIdeals
You know I am not a champion of marriage. The real drawback to marriage is that it makes one unselfish. And unselfish people are colourless. They lack individuality. Still, there are certain temperaments that marriage makes more complex. They retain their egotism, and add to it many other egos. They are forced to have more than one life. They become more highly organised, and to be highly organised is, I should fancy, the object of man's existence. Besides, every experience is of value, and, whatever one may say against marriage, it is certainly an experience.Читать далее » Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Oscar WildeThe Picture of Dorian GrayLord Henry WottonSelfishness
— Promise me something. — Anything. — You'll go slow. — I haven't made love in five years. — Neither have I. I've been married. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment The Whole Nine YardsNicholas «Oz» OseranskyCynthia TudeskiSexRomantic Quotes
— Married men live, on average, 10 years longer than single men. — What if they don't want to? Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 19 Alan HarperDoctor Herb MelnikBachelorsFunny Quotes
Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment J. D. SalingerLaughMotivational Quotes
— Any news of cousin Sonja? — Only that she and Voskovec are unhappy and she takes lovers. — She takes uppers? — Lovers. — Oh, lovers. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share 1 comment Love and DeathBoris GrushenkoBoris 's grandmotherLoversFunny Quotes
Marriage, the institution where one’s existence goes to die. All married people prattle on about their so-called marital bliss about how they love saying “I’m home!” to their spouses, or how seeing their sleeping kids motivates them for tomorrow. But think about it: you can say “I’m home!” if you live your parents, you can even buy some mouthwash and say “I’m home!” to the hippos on the label. And if they’re talking about seeing their sleeping kids, that just means they’re working hellish overtime hours. How is that in any way blissful?... The eyes of married people, who seemed to be filled with joy, are spoiled, just like mine.Читать далее » Additional episode of the anime series “As Expected, My High School Romantic Life Failed” (OreGairu OVA 1) (2013). Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share 1 comment OreGairuHachiman HikigayaSad Quotes
I don't claim to be original. You meet someone, marry, have a baby. It happens all the time. What can be original is the man you love. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Un homme et une femmeAnne GauthierLoveLife Quotes
You reach a certain age, having a roommate is just kind of pathetic. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Friends Season 1 Episode 10 Ross GellerDivorceRelationshipLife Quotes
— So, Ned, how long have you guys been married, then? — 30 years. Oh. If I had killed her when I first thought about it, I could be out by now. A free man. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Imagine Me & YouBethNedWeddingFunny Quotes
Well, I don't believe in extramarital relationships. I think people should mate for life like pigeons or Catholics. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment ManhattanIsaac Davis