— Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon. — I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny. — Then stay out of my freezer. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Friends Season 1 Episode 1 Ross GellerJoey TribbianiChandler Bing
Of course it is true, Lord Henry. If we women did not love you for your defects, where would you all be? Not one of you would ever be married. You would be a set of unfortunate bachelors. Not, however, that that would alter you much. Nowadays all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Oscar WildeThe Picture of Dorian GrayLady NarboroughHusbandsMenLimitations
— Married men live, on average, 10 years longer than single men. — What if they don't want to? Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 19 Alan HarperDoctor Herb MelnikMarriageFunny Quotes
Madeleine: And you live here alone? One shouldn't live alone. Scottie: Some people prefer it, you know. Madeleine: No, it's wrong. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment VertigoMadeleine ElsterLoneliness