— Married men live, on average, 10 years longer than single men. — What if they don't want to? Copy quote Share Report a mistake Quote added by Valkyrie 9 10/28/22 at 2:53pm Two and a Half Men 2003 100 quotes Season 4 Episode 19 Alan Harper42 quotes Doctor Herb Melnik3 quotes BachelorsMarriageFunny Quotes Quote added by Valkyrie 9 10/28/22 at 2:53pm