Two and a Half Men [Season 4]

— Did you hear that? Charlie found his boundary.
— It's a miracle.
— A Christmas miracle!

— Did you get Myra to the airport?
— Yep. And you know what? I'll never see her again. I was just a meaningless fling to that girl. Huh. I'll bet this is that whole karma thing people talk about.
— Could be.
— You know that feeling you get when... somebody's gone from your life... and you suddenly realize that you miss them?
— Yeah?
— I don't care for it.

Yeah, that's how Charlie says goodbye. Yep, some people shake hands, some people wave. My brother darts his tongue in and out of her mouth.

Some people like salt, some people like pepper, some people like salt and pepper. Me, I like women.

Aw, isn't that sweet? Every time a guy has sex, an angel gets a stiffy.