Sex Quotes

— Well, you can fuck me. A mind fuck, and it was terrible.
— It was good for me...

— I don't wanna tell the world I deflowered Elena's brother.
— And deflowered and deflowered.

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Sex... Sex was really easy. It was. Sex was everywhere. It didn't really mean too much. Love was the hard thing to find. Even if you were looking for it, which not too many people were.
Even if you found it which not too many people did even if it was right there in front of you. How could you see it with all this sex in the way?

A man who gets laid is a super macho. If it's a woman, she's a slut. Sexual equality.

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Diario de una ninfómana

Valérie

Women

Men

Mistake or not, one cool thing about sex is it always puts you in a good mood.

It is the second night,” he said. “The dangerous night. The charm of the unknown is gone and the charm of familiarity has not yet come.

Oh, and Perry, I know I asked you to be more sensitive when we do it, but I was hoping you wouldn't curse as much. I mean, to actually cry during sex, what's that about?

Sex without love is an empty experience but as empty experiences go, it's a pretty good empty experience.

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Woody Allen

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

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Woody Allen

Funny Quotes

I miss you. Maybe tonight we can, you know, rent a movie and then not watch it.

Whereas a lot of men used to ask for conversation when they really wanted sex, nowadays they often feel obliged to ask for sex even when they really want conversation.

— Hey, Pheebs. You know what I'm thinking?
— Oh, okay. How... it's been so long since you've had sex... you're wondering if they've changed it?
— No. Although now that's what I'm thinking.

I rather he fucks well. I'll buy the flowers.

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Diario de una ninfómana

Valérie

Men

You'll rock her world so hard with your vamp sex, she'll be yours forever.

Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.

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Marilyn Monroe

Nature

— I have gone to bed with her.
— No!
— Yeah.
— When?
— Well, Juan Antonio and Maria Elena made this darkroom for me. <...> And we were down there in the darkroom. And I was working on some of my photographs, things... I wouldn't have done if she hadn't inspired me. And it happened very naturally for both of us. <...>
— Did you enjoy it?
— I did.
<...>
— Would you say, then, you are a bisexual?
— No... I see no reason to label everything. I'm me! You know.

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Vicky Cristina Barcelona