Sex Quotes

— I find that polishing my interactions... in order to make them sociable requires a tremendous effort. I have a tendency to expedite information flow... by being direct. I often don't get a pleasant result.
— Try me.
— All right. I find you attractive. Your aggressive moves towards me indicate that you feel the same way. But still, ritual requires that we continue with a number of platonic activities... before we have sex. I am proceeding with those activities... but in point of actual fact... all I really want to do is have intercourse with you as soon as possible. Are you going to slap me now?

Oh, she rejected you! That's why you want her.

— By the way, what are you planning to do for your talent? Sing? Dance? Chew with your mouth closed?
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— Hey, hey, hey, hey. Time-out, time-out, time-out, guys. There's somethin' I know how to do, all right? I haven't done it since high school but it's kinda like... ride a bike.
— You are not having sex on this stage.

Hey, am I wearing lipstick? I said, am I wearing lipstick? When I'm getting fucked, I wanna make sure my face.

— I'm sorry. You were gone. I assumed you were off having fun.
— Why the hell would you assume that?
— Maybe you look like someone who has a lot of fun.
— By that standard, I assume you never get laid.

Sorry I'm late. Al and I had a big fight. And then we made up. Twice.

— A kiss can be so much more intimate than sex.
— Why is that?
— Because fucking means, "Yeah, I love you." But a kiss.... A kiss means, "I like you."

— That's your wish? Your number one wish?
— Yes, it's not as good as the Cadillac for your mother, but...
— "Fuck two women at once".
— No: "Fuck"!
— You want to "fuck" them.
— That's how you say it in your language!
— That's how you say it in every language! "To sleep": and turn around.

I've always felt no matter what we were going through no matter how painful things got if our feet found each other under the blankets even just the slightest connection it'd tell us we'd entered the demilitarized zone that we were gonna be okay, that we were still an "us."