Coyote Ugly

I'm not lost. Somebody just moved my street.

I just want you to know I'm not following you home. I'm just walking myself 26 blocks in the wrong direction.

Sorry I'm late. Al and I had a big fight. And then we made up. Twice.

— You do any drugs?
— Just coffee. That's all I can afford right now.

We each made 300 bucks tonight. You sure you wanna be goin' off to law school?

— Okay. I owe you. What do you want?
— Well, it's 3:30 in the morning. I want what every man wants. Breakfast.

I gotta walk or celebrate or... Ugh, pass out or something.

— You collect comic books. That's so cute.
— Yeah. It's not cute. It's very rugged and manly. It's just a bit kinky. Huh?

— I'm a Coyote.
— Good. And what the hell is that?
— If you want to see me again, you'll figure it out.