He was full of pep. Must've had his grande-latte enema. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Fight ClubJack (the Narrator)EnergySarcastic Quotes
— Listen, I was wondering... Maybe later, when you're finished... — You're wearing lipstick. You're weren't wearing lipstick before. — I, er... I refreshed it a beat. — Sorry, you were saying? — I was wondering if you'd like to have coffee. — Black, two sugars, please. I'll be upstairs. Copy quote Share Report a mistake 2 comments Sherlock Season 1 Episode 1 Sherlock HolmesOffers
Coffee is a liquid cigarette. Copy quote Share Report a mistake 40 comments Bryanna ReidBoyle stories: chat about nothingBryannaSmoking, CigarettesComparison
— You do any drugs? — Just coffee. That's all I can afford right now. Copy quote Share Report a mistake 4 comments Coyote Ugly Lil (the proprietor of Coyote Ugly)Violet SanfordDrugs
It's sweet and bitter. Love is like coffee. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Kataomoi no MukougawaLoveComparison
— "Kopi Luwak is the world's most expensive coffee. Though for some, it falls under the category of 'too good to be true.' In the Sumatran village where the beans are grown... lives a breed of wild tree cat. These cats eat the beans, digest them and then... defecate. The villagers then collect and process the stools. It is the combination of the beans and the gastric juices of the tree cat... that give Kopi Luwak its unique flavor... and aroma. You're shitting me. — Cats beat me to it.Show full quote Copy quote Share Report a mistake 1 comment The Bucket ListEdward ColeCarter ChambersFunny Quotes
— Newman. — Yes. — What are you doing? — I'm thinking. — Think me up some coffee and a doughnut with sprinkles on top... as long as you're thinking. Copy quote Share Report a mistake The FugitiveSamuel Gerardagent NewmanBosses, SuperiorFunny Quotes
Elliot, you should never use scalding hot coffee for a victory sip. It's a beginner's mistake. Copy quote Share Report a mistake 2 comments Scrubs Season 4 Episode 10
— You're a fucking maniac. A caffeine maniac. — You're drinking coffee, ain't you? Yeah. So? — So maybe you should try to quit? — I ain't no fucking quitter. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Coffee and CigarettesVinny VellaJoseph RiganoAddiction
Damned fine coffee… And Hot! Copy quote Share Report a mistake Twin Peaks Season 1 Episode 2 Dale Cooper
How you want your coffee? Here we take it black as night, sweet as sin. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Neil Gaiman American GodsBeautiful Quotes
Ladies. This is that beverage I've been trying to describe to you, and it turns out, this is weird, but the secret is, you grind it from beans, not crap. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 Dr. Perry CoxSarcastic Quotes
Coffee, good for what ails you. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Lee ChildWorth Dying ForJack ReacherMedicinesBeverages
I have three addictions. Running. Mountains. And good hot coffee. And not necessarily in that order. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Charles MartinThe Mountain Between UsBen PayneAddictionHabitsRun
My house, My rules, My coffee!! Copy quote Share Report a mistake Knives OutHouseRulesInspirational Quotes
— Bob, how are you? — Fine, Allan. Today, I think I'll try a double half-caf multi-foam latte mochaccino with a shot of vanilla and a sprinkle of nutmeg. — Black coffee? — Bingo-bango. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Scrubs Season 1 Episode 14 Bob Kelsocoffee salesmanIronic Quotes