Coffee and Cigarettes

Now that you've quit, you can have one.

— You're a fucking maniac. A caffeine maniac.
— You're drinking coffee, ain't you? Yeah. So?
— So maybe you should try to quit?
— I ain't no fucking quitter.

Instead, you spend a fortune... so those big tobacco companies can get fucking rich. And then you get cancer. And then the fucking doctors
and the hospitals, they can get rich. And the undertakers, too. All because you want to smoke like a fucking moron.

When you can't afford something, it's really expensive. And then when you can afford it, it's free.