Samuel Gerard

— Newman.
— Yes.
— What are you doing?
— I'm thinking.
— Think me up some coffee and a doughnut with sprinkles on top... as long as you're thinking.

– I won't tell you how to do your job...
– Put the helicopter on the bridge!
...but only one in a million could survive that fall. He's fish food!
— Get a cane pole and catch the fish that ate him.