— Newman. — Yes. — What are you doing? — I'm thinking. — Think me up some coffee and a doughnut with sprinkles on top... as long as you're thinking. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Samuel Gerardagent NewmanBosses, SuperiorCoffeeFunny Quotes
– I won't tell you how to do your job... – Put the helicopter on the bridge! ...but only one in a million could survive that fall. He's fish food! — Get a cane pole and catch the fish that ate him. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment CopSamuel Gerard
— I didn't kill my wife! — I don't care! Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Richard KimbleSamuel Gerard
— Can you hear me now? — Yeah. — I don't... bargain. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Samuel Gerardagent Newman
Look at this. We're eating oranges and making IDs. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Samuel Gerard
— Tell the attending he's got a puncture in the upper gastric area. — How could he tell that by looking at his face? Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Richard KimbleParamedicSarcastic Quotes
We're always fascinated when we find leg irons with no legs in them. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Samuel GerardSarcastic Quotes