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I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

— Listen, I was wondering... Maybe later, when you're finished...
— You're wearing lipstick. You're weren't wearing lipstick before.
— I, er... I refreshed it a beat.
— Sorry, you were saying?
— I was wondering if you'd like to have coffee.
— Black, two sugars, please. I'll be upstairs.

Sherlock Holmes

It is very romantic to be in love. But there is nothing romantic about a definite proposal. Why, one may be accepted. One usually is, I believe. Then the excitement is all over. The very essence of romance is uncertainty.

The Importance of Being Earnest

Being In Love, Crush

Promise me you'll do that if I promise to say no?

Baroness Karen von Blixen

— Tess, will you marry me?
— Maybe.
— That's an answer?
— You want another answer, ask another girl.

— She said you actually proposed to her.
— Well, I didn't. I didn't propose. Unless... Did I? I haven't slept in 40 hours and... It does sound like something I would do.

— I asked the girl if she wanted marry me but I promise myself I'd never do that again.
— Don't you ever break a promise?
— If I give to yourself I don't. But you can ask me.
— Shall I get down on one knee?
— No, it's not necessary.
— Will you marry me?
— I don't know... Tracy, yeah.

If Tomorrow Comes

Episode 5

— My apologies, miss.
— Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal.
— There were a lot of long words in there, miss. We're nought but humble pirates. What is it that you want?
— I want you to leave and never come back.
— I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means no.

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Hector Barbossa

Elizabeth Swann

— There you go, miss. It was a difficult day for you, I'm sure.
— I suspected Commodore Norrington would propose but I must admit, I wasn't entirely prepared for it.
— Well, I meant your being threatened by that pirate. It sounds terrifying.
— Yes, it was terrifying.

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Elizabeth Swann

— I was wrong. You're funny.
— I'm so funny I'm ready to take you on a one month trial.

The Intouchables

Philippe Pozzo di Borgo

— You must say it properly. I won't answer unless you kneel down and everything!
— Lady Mary Crawley, will you do me the honour of becoming my wife?
— Yes!

Matthew Crawley

Positive Quotes

Sure, we could go out on another date and another date after that and more dates after that, but life is short and getting shorter, and I want to spend whatever time I have left with you. When we are together, it feels like we are speeding down the PCH in a Duesenberg, 12 cylinders with 400 cc's and turbo boosts and picnic basket in the back with baguettes and Gruyere and prosciutto and Chateauneuf-du-Pape, and you are sitting next to me, wind in your hair, and you are laughing that laugh, and the sun, and the ocean. And it just feels like we can go forever.

— How many more are there?
— Twelve.
— Twelve?
— Twelve.
— There'll be more. So... who do I have to fuck to get off this boat?
— I can get you off. Maybe not the boat but...

Alien: Resurrection

Sarcastic Quotes

— Take me now, on the table!
— Why not skiing? Or standing in a hammock?

Alexandre Dupré

— But first, let me ask you one thing, do you think after we've dried off after we've spent lots more time together you might agree not to marry me? And do you think not being married to me might maybe be something you could consider doing for the rest of your life? Do you?
— I do.

Four Weddings and a Funeral

Charles (David's brother )

— We're not getting any younger. Don't you think it's time? Aren't you gettin' tired of all this shit? Bangin' around, hustlin' around?
— What, are you trying to handicap me?
— I'm gonna do you one better. I'm trying to marry you. You want to marry me?

Sam «Ace» Rothstein