Californication [Season 1]

— A blowjob from you?
— Well, something tells me, it's not gonna suck itself, Hank.

Don't tell me what to feel. All my fucking life, people have been telling me I do things wrong. I'm always the fucking asshole. I look around and I see everybody else is infinitely more fucked up than I am.

You’re not in love with me, Hank. You’re in love with the idea — the idea of love.

— You smell like pussy.
— Thanks!

Now you're giving me that look, right now, like I fingerblasted your cat.