If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub out even half the"Fuck you" signs in the world. It is impossible. Copy quote Share Report a mistake J. D. SalingerThe Catcher in the RyeHolden Caulfield
The only difference between my life and porn is my life has better lighting. Copy quote Share Report a mistake How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 Barney StinsonSex
Death and vulgarity are the only two facts in the nineteenth century that one cannot explain away. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Oscar WildeThe Picture of Dorian GrayLord Henry WottonDeath
— With all due respect, this man is a knight in shining armor. You should be polishing his Lance. — Excuse me? — I meant that metaphorically. Not... How it sounded. Copy quote Share Report a mistake 2 comments Dexter Season 5 Episode 3 Vincent MasukaFunny Quotes
All crime is vulgar, just as all vulgarity is crime. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Oscar WildeThe Picture of Dorian GrayLord Henry WottonCriminality, Criminals
— Nurse, suction. — The patient's not even here yet. — I know. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Scrubs Season 4 Episode 23 NursingTodd QuinlanBlowjobFunny Quotes
— I really don't have time to be dealing with your little sex pickle. — Really? She spent 2 years dealing with yours. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Scrubs Season 4 Episode 24 Bob KelsoJ.D.SexFunny Quotes
— "Like a Virgin" is all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The whole song is a metaphor for big dicks. — No it's not. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable and she's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive. — Whoa... whoa... time out Greenbay. Tell that bullshit to the tourists. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Reservoir DogsFunny Quotes
It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stock-brokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Oscar WildeThe Importance of Being EarnestAlgernon
Elegance brooks no flattery, and the elegant are ever noble. They are like the sea eagles who soar on high to contend with the resounding storms. They will not cater to philistine vulgarity, as one would not cast a flower crown into the mud, staining its dignity. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Genshin ImpactEleganceFlatteryNobilityBeautiful Quotes