Acquaintance Quotes

— That's why you start online dating. They have lots of charts.
— Not that again.
— What is your problem with online?
— What's my problem? Do you watch Dateline? How many creeps are out there? I could end up a skin suit or in somebody's trunk.

From the moment I met you, it's been an adventure.

— Can I just get your number so I know how to catch up with you?
— Yeah. Yeah, sure.
— Shit, I don't ski with a phone. You have a pen?
— I don't ski with a pen.
— Sorry. All right, you know what? Just shoot. I've got a pretty good memory. I've only smoked pot like 500 times so I'm good.

Actually, really knowing someone doesn't mean anything. People change. A person may like pineapple today and something else tomorrow.

— I'm Rebecca Romijn. I don't believe I've had the pleasure.
— Well, of course you haven't had the pleasure, Rebecca.

Oh, no trouble at all. We were just exchanging names. And her name is Scratch Your Eyes Out and Bite Your Bleeding Nose Off.

— If you don't tell me your name, I'm gonna have to make one up.
— It's Uhura.
— Uhura? No way! That's the name I was gonna make up for you.

We figure abortion clinics are a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be here unless they like to fuck?

— Mr Parker, there's someone I'd like you to meet.
— Nice guy, I hope. Everybody's trying to kill me lately.