— You know, I doubt it'll get this far, but if she turns out to be easier than I thought, there's something you need to know.
— I'm not a virgin, Sandy.
— No, not technically, but times have changed since you were last single. Now, listen, when I'm making out with a girl for the first time, I like to give her a little spankin'.
— What?
— Nothing violent. You just tap her real light right on the tushy and say, «Hey, I'm your daddy. I'm your daddy».