Friends [Season 2, Episode 9]

I can see that. A plate of brownies told me a limerick.

It was your mother's idea. She didn't want you to know your real father... because it hurt her so much when he left. I didn't wanna go along with it. But then she died and it was harder to argue with her. Not impossible, but harder.

— Is this, uh, mistletoe?
— No, uh, that... That is basil.
— Yeah. If it was mistletoe, I was gonna kiss you.
— No, it's still basil.

— Look, if it gets a little warm... it can be a theme party.
— Here's a theme: "Come on in, live like bacon!"

— I can't believe it's Christmas already. You know? One day you're eating turkey, the next thing you know... your lords are a-leaping and your geese are a-laying. Heh.
— Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year.