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I like her. She's got girl balls. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Scrubs Season 8 Episode 9 Bob KelsoFunny Quotes
— How's Arthur? — For Christmas, get him a sewing kit... so he can sew his fucking balls back on. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Peaky Blinders Season 4 Episode 1 Ada Thorne/ShelbyJohn ShelbySarcastic Quotes