Friends [Season 2, Episode 21]

— Ross, have you ever been beaten up before?
— Yeah, sure.
— By someone besides Monica?
— No.

— Monica, relax. Go get a beer.
— I don't want a beer.
— Who said it was for you?

— This couch belongs to us.
— I'll tell you what, you call the couch and then we'll call the couch and we'll see who it comes to.

— Is Frank home?
— How do you know Frank?
— Just from a long time ago. Is he here?
— Yeah. Frank.
— Yeah. What?
— Oh, okay, um, I mean Frank Senior.
— He went out for groceries.
— Will he be back soon?
— He left four years ago. We're expecting him back any minute.