Frank Buffay Jr.

— You can't give up on your dream!
— No, it's okay. We're going to have three kids. And that's a different kind of dream. Three kids and no money.

— Is Frank home?
— How do you know Frank?
— Just from a long time ago. Is he here?
— Yeah. Frank.
— Yeah. What?
— Oh, okay, um, I mean Frank Senior.
— He went out for groceries.
— Will he be back soon?
— He left four years ago. We're expecting him back any minute.

— Chandler's a girl!
— Oh, God! Kindergarten flashback.