— Take what you can! — Give nothing back! Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Joshamee Gibbs Captain Jack Sparrow
Here's to the man that broke my heart, crushed my soul, destroyed my life and ruined any and all chances of happiness. about Damon The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Episode 11 Witch men
A toast. To the proud Lannister children. The dwarf, the cripple, and the mother of madness. Game of Thrones Season 4 Episode 2 Tyrion Lannister Sarcastic Quotes
Here's to the husbands who've won you, the losers who've lost you and the lucky bastards who've yet to meet you. The Wedding Date Nick Mercer Ironic Quotes
To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems! The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 18 Homer Simpson alcohol (drug)
To our deaths, may they be untimely and inconvenient for all our loved ones! Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 Dr. Perry Cox death Sarcastic Quotes
May you be in heaven a full half hour before the devil knows you’re dead. Peaky Blinders Season 1 Episode 4 Grace Burgess death
Thirty years ago today, May and I were married. <...> But we both said, "I do." And we haven't agreed on a single thing since. But I'm glad I married you, May, because it... could have been worse. And besides... I still love you. So I Married an Axe Murderer Commandeered Driver love marriage wedding
... I always find somethin' wrong You been puttin' up wit' my shit just way too long I'm so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most So I think it's time for us to have a toast Let's have a toast for the douchebags, Let's have a toast for the assholes, Let's have a toast for the scumbags, Every one of them that I know Let's have a toast to the jerkoffs That'll never take work off Baby, I got a plan Run away fast as you can Kanye West Pusha T Runaway
Ladies and gents, I drink to the demise of Fat Moe's speakeasy. Who the hell wants to drink here legally anyway? Once Upon a Time in America Maximilian «Max» Bercovicz alcohol (drug) Ironic Quotes
— To your health, my widow! — Don't drink so much. You lose your wits. — If you don't like it, go cry on my grave. Fanfan la tulipe (1952) Tranche-Montagne Madame Tranche-Montagne alcohol (drug) Ironic Quotes
Here's to the cubs winning the World series. And to big tits! Taking Care of Business Jimmy Dworski boobs, breasts, tits