— I have a diabolical master plan. — What is it? — If I told you, it wouldn't be very diabolical, would it? The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Episode 8 Damon Salvatore Lexi Branson Funny Quotes
— O'kay. There’s something we need to find, something hidden here in the castle. It could help us defeat You-Know-Who. — What is it? — We don’t know. — Where is it? — Don’t know that either. I realize it’s not much to go on. — That’s nothing to go on. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II Dean Thomas Harry Potter Neville Longbottom Seamus Finnigan search
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. John Lennon life life quotes Similar Quote: Allen Saunders Аут - Нацуо Кирино Kuffs
You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I tell the press that, like, a gangbanger will get shot... or a truckload of soldiers will be blowing up... nobody panics. Because it's all part of the plan. But when I say that one little old mayor will die... well, then, everyone loses their minds. Introduce a little anarchy... upset the established order... and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair. The Dark Knight Joker anarchy
Sometimes, even the best laid plans fall apart. Or you hit a wall when you were expecting a door. Gossip Girl Season 5 Episode 19
— The first part of the plan is not to share it with people who annoy me. Want to hear the second part? — Sure. — I can't. My hands are tied by the first part. Scrubs Season 4 Episode 6 Dr. Perry Cox Dr. Elliot Reid Ironic Quotes
I'm not good at future planning. I don't plan at all. I don't know what I'm doing tomorrow. I don't have a day planner and I don't have a diary. I completely live in the now, not in the past, not in the future. Heath Ledger the present
— Hey. Listen. As soon as it stops raining, we have got to go snorkeling. Some kid told me about this sea turtle. If you blow bubbles in his face... he chases you. — I'm sorry, I can't. I'm running a discussion group all afternoon. — That's okay. I'II find someone else to do it. I'd do it alone, but... I don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you. Friends Season 9 Episode 23 Joey Tribbiani Girl Funny Quotes
— Where were you last night? — That's so long ago, I don't remember. — Will I see you tonight? — I never make plans that far ahead. Casablanca Rick Blaine Yvonne Ironic Quotes
It's just that most of the girls I play with, you know, when they're done playing meet, their plan is meet a guy, love, have a baby... go back to grad school and get a job. How Do You Know? Lisa Jorgenson life women quotes about myself
— So what do we do now? — I say we get drunk, kids — because I'm all out of ideas. Dogma Rufus Metatron alcohol (drug) Funny Quotes
Do you think he plans it all out or just makes it up as he goes along? Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End Theodore Groves improvisation
Men love to blame demons when their grand plans unravel. Game of Thrones Season 2 Episode 6 Tywin Lannister human, people demons life quotes
— ... I got plans. — Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating... do not constitute plans in my book. Breaking Bad Season 2 Episode 9 Walter White Jesse Pinkman Sarcastic Quotes
The mob has plans. The cops have plans. Gordon's got plans. Y'know they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. The Dark Knight Joker control