Coffee Quotes

He was full of pep. Must've had his grande-latte enema.

— You do any drugs?
— Just coffee. That's all I can afford right now.

— "Kopi Luwak is the world's most expensive coffee. Though for some, it falls under the category of 'too good to be true.' In the Sumatran village where the beans are grown... lives a breed of wild tree cat. These cats eat the beans, digest them and then... defecate. The villagers then collect and process the stools. It is the combination of the beans and the gastric juices of the tree cat... that give Kopi Luwak its unique flavor... and aroma. You're shitting me.
— Cats beat me to it.

— Newman.
— Yes.
— What are you doing?
— I'm thinking.
— Think me up some coffee and a doughnut with sprinkles on top... as long as you're thinking.

— You're a fucking maniac. A caffeine maniac.
— You're drinking coffee, ain't you? Yeah. So?
— So maybe you should try to quit?
— I ain't no fucking quitter.