Friends [Season 5, Episode 5]

Joey Tribbiani: — Remember when they fought and broke up... and we were stuck here all night with no food? When Ross said "Rachel" at the wedding, I figured it'd happen again. So I hid this in here.
Monica Geller: — Candy bars, crossword puzzles...
Phoebe Buffay: — Mad Libs! Mine!
Chandler Bing: — Condoms?
Joey Tribbiani: — You don't know how long we'll be in here. We may have to repopulate the Earth.
Chandler Bing: — And condoms are the way to do that?

— What are you doing?
— Storming out.
— It's your apartment.
— Yeah? Well, that's how mad I am!

— I don't want Rachel to hate me. I don't know what to do.
— You want my advice?
— Yes. Please.
— You won't like it.
— That's okay.
— You got married too fast.
— That's not advice.
— I told you.

— What are you guys woofing about?
— Chandler stole a 20 from my purse!
— You know what? Now that I think about it... I constantly find myself without 20s, and you... always have lots.

— Can you hear anything?
— Yeah, somebody just said, "Can you hear anything?"