Friends [Season 2, Episode 20]

— I got a leg, three breasts and a wing.
— How do you find clothes that fit?

— I think about whose apartment we'll sleep at tomorrow and where we'll have dinner next Saturday! I do not think about our children's names! You know what our children's names will be?
— Ha, ha, no. No, I mean, you know. I read a book, and there was a girl named Emily. And I thought that might be good.
— What was the book?
— The Big Book of Children's Names.

— Have you guys eaten? Uh, Richard and I just finished, and we've got leftovers. Chicken and potatoes. What am I wearing? Actually, nothing but rubber gloves.
— One of these times, you'll really be naked and we won't come over.

— Ben just said hi!
— What?
— Ben just said hi!
— What, the word "hi"?
— No, my Uncle Hi.

— It's cute, you trying to be more like Richard.
— Not like him, per se. Just not unlike him.

— ... my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies to shield us from the pain and sadness. You know, before she killed herself.