Friends [Season 2, Episode 14]

— I got you something.
— What's this?
— Eight hundred and twelve bucks.
— I don't know what Big Leon told you, but it's a thousand... if you want me for the whole night.

— The camera adds ten pounds.
— So how many cameras are actually on you?

— Monica, if you want, I can lend you money.
— No, no. If I couldn't pay you back right away then I'd feel guilty and tense every time I saw you.
— Oh. Then why don't you borrow it from Mom and Dad? You feel guilty and tense around them already. Might as well make some money off of them.

— Hey, Mon, what is this?
— Oh, um... That's my bathing suit from high school. I was a little bigger then.
— Oh, I thought that's what they used to cover Connecticut when it rains.