Friends [Season 2, Episode 1]

— Hey, Pheebs. You know what I'm thinking?
— Oh, okay. How... it's been so long since you've had sex... you're wondering if they've changed it?
— No. Although now that's what I'm thinking.

— I don't know, I kind of ran into him last night.
— Where?
— At his apartment.

— Hey. Anybody know a good tailor?
— You need clothes altered?
— No, no. I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.

Ugh, Joey, when I saw him get off that plane with her... I really thought I just hit rock bottom. But today, it's like there's rock bottom... 50 feet of crap... then me.

— So, what the hell happened to you in China? I mean, when last we left you, you were in love with, you know.
— I know. I know I was. But there was always this voice inside that kept saying: "It's never gonna happen. Move on." You know whose voice that was?
— God?
— It was you, pal.
— Well, maybe it was God doing me.

Okay, you have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance.

— Oh, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means.
— You sure he's gonna be able to crack that code?

— Hey, Ross!
— Paolo. Ha. What a... What, uh...? What are you doing here?
— I do Raquel.

— We just wanted to say a quick hi. Then we're gonna go see the baby.
— Then get some sleep.
— Yeah, it's 6:00 tomorrow night, our time.
— Well don't tell us what's gonna happen, though Because I like to be surprised.

— He said... He said they're having a great time. I'm sorry. But the silver lining, if you wanna see it... is that he made this decision all by himself... without any outside help whatsoever.
— How is that a silver lining?
— You have to really wanna see it.