Friends [Season 1, Episode 22]

— What's that?
— My new beeper.
— Why does a paleontologist need a beeper?
— Is it for dinosaur emergencies? Help. They're still extinct.

I'm not 22. I'm 25... and 13 months.

— For short-term work. Till I get back my massage clients.
— Pirates again?
— No. Nothing like that. I'm just such a dummy. I taught a "Massage Yourself at Home" workshop. And they are.

What we did was wrong. I just had sex with someone who wasn't alive during the bicentennial.