— Oh, my God! What happened? — Joey was born, and then 28 years later, I was robbed! Friends Season 4 Episode 2 Monica Geller Chandler Bing Funny Quotes
— Yeah, well, say we do all that... we're just supposed to walk out of there with $150 million... without getting stopped? — Yeah. — Oh. Okay. Ocean's Eleven Reuben Tishkoff Daniel "Danny" Ocean Ironic Quotes
— Hi, my name is Martin Brest! As you can see I am robbing your silly bank! And just because I picked out this suit, but I can't afford it! — You can stop babbling: They don't record the audio anyway. Knockin' On Heaven's Door Martin Brest bank worker Sarcastic Quotes
— This is a stock exchange. There's no money you can steal. — Really? Then why are you people here? The Dark Knight Rises Bane Broker
Folks, me and my friends are gonna put on a little wild west show for you! Some of you might have heard about it. It's called a hold up! Now don't get scared or do anything stupid and you'll be all right. Red Sun Link Stuart West Sarcastic Quotes
I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming. Dumb and Dumber Lloyd Christmas Funny Quotes
— How long you been living in places like this? — All my life. — All your life? What crime did you commit? — Unarmed robbery. Inside I'm Dancing Rory O'Shea Michael Connolly disability
— So you really want me to rob you? — Well, try! And I’ll give you another coffee on the house. J'ai toujours rêvé d'être un gangster Gino (le braqueur) Suzy (la serveuse)
— The cemetery got robbed last night. — The word is "desecrated." — The elementary school got desecrated too. — The word is "robbed", click wad. Les rivières pourpres Cop Max Kerkerian Ironic Quotes
— You have to say something or nothing will happen here! — You got 3 seconds: Someone will tell me what I want or... Let's just say that this is not a water pistol! — You want all the money! — 100 Marks for you, the rest goes in the bag! Hurry up! Knockin' On Heaven's Door Martin Brest bank worker Funny Quotes
— Your share of Operation Grand Slam will make you a very rich woman, my dear. — Why else would I be in it, Mr. Goldfinger? — You'll retire to England, I suppose? — No, I've spotted a little island in the Bahamas. I'II hang up a sign, "No trespassing," and go back to nature. Goldfinger Auric Goldfinger Pussy Galore Sarcastic Quotes
— Nobody calls me yellow. — Then let's finish it. Right now. — Not now, Buford. Marshal's got our guns. — Like I said, we'll finish this tomorrow! — Tomorrow we're robbing the Pine City stage. — What about Monday? We doing anything Monday? — Monday would be fine. You can kill him on Monday. Back to the Future 3 Marty McFly Buford Tannen's gang Buford «Mad Dog» Tannen duel weapon Monday
— You wish? — The cash register. — Look at one. — Look what I have here. What do you say to it? — Beautiful weapon. Which caliber? — 11 mm. Yugoslavian product. The pustet one elephant away. — What has to do this with Yugoslavia? — It pustet also a cashier in Paris away. — This will happen if you scream. — But why should I scream? Le diable et les 10 commandements Didier Marin Vaillant bank Ironic Quotes
— These are all Russians. — They're hackers. — Are there no hackers who aren't Russian? — No, there's barely any Russians who aren't hackers. Ocean's Eight Debbie Ocean Lou Miller Russians Funny Quotes
— I think we can lower our hands now... — Hands up! This is a robbery! — What are you looking at assholes? Gimme all your money or you're dead! — You've arrived too late, by one minute... Knockin' On Heaven's Door Abdul Henk (der Belgier ) bank worker Funny Quotes
— What you doing, you pig-head sucker? — Every day for the last 10 years... Loretta there has been giving me a large black coffee. Today she gives me a large black coffee, only it's got sugar in it. A lot of sugar. I just came back to complain. Now, you boys put those guns down. — Say what? — Well, we're not just gonna let you walk out of here. — Who is «we», sucker? — Smith & Wesson... and me. Sudden Impact (1983) Harold Callahan Gangster Sarcastic Quotes