Irony Quotes

— Hey, i`m just trying to understand why your people decided to send... How do i phrase this? You.
— My people didn`t send me. The ocean did.
— The ocean? Makes sense. You`re what, eight? Can`t sail. Obvious choise!
— It chose me for a reason.
— If the ocean`s so smart why didn`t it just take the heart back to Te Fiti itself? Or bring me my hook? The ocean`s straight up kooky-dooks!

Dinosaurs had brains the size of walnuts and they ruled the Earth for millions years.

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The reason the sun never sets on the British Empire is because God doesn't trust the British in the dark.

Professor Maximilian Arturo

England

Reasons

Cunning

Quitting! It's like trying, but easier.

— You can't smoke in here.
— Well, there's no one else in here.
— They're not smoking either, are they?
— Can I have another cup of coffee then please? This one's cold.
— That's because you've been playing with it for 20 minutes.
— Can I have another one?
— Sure. 40 pence.
— Have a heart. I just got mugged.
— 39 then. I'm in a giving mood.
— So shines a good deed in a naughty world.
— Naughty? As in spank me gently, I've been a naughty girl?
— No, not that kind of naughty.
— As in tie me to the bedposts because I've been so naughty?
— I think that qualifies as the same kind of naughty.
— I know. I just enjoy watching you fidget when I say naughty.
— Have we met before?
— Why? Do I look familiar?

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Terminal

Annie, Bonnie

Bill (english teacher)

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Ironic Quotes

— Where? Psychoanalysis?? And for you Club help hard labor???
— I know. I can. I practice. (I can, I know how, I do. )

The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides, the drift of the continents, the very position of the sun along its ecliptic. These are just a few of the things i control in my world.

— Like the Bermuda Triangle? Or like that aluminium foil hat that I like to wear on the weekends?
— It's more like the triangle than the hat, but we like to think it's much more than that.

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