— Why are you acting weird? — I`m the village crazy lady. That`s my job. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment MoanaTalaMoanaMadnessWorkFunny Quotes
— The ocean chose you for a reason... — If you start singing, i`m gonna throw up. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? 2 comments MoanaMauiMoanaSingingSarcastic Quotes
— How do you get your tattoos? — They show up. When i earn them. — How`d you earn that one? What`s that for? — That`s man`s discovery of Nunya. — What`s Nunya? — Nunya business. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment MoanaMoanaMauiTattoosFunny Quotes
— Maui, shapeshifter demigod of the wind and sea! I am Moana of... — Hero of man. — What? — It`s actually, Maui, shapeshifter demigod of the wind and sea, hero of man. I interrupted. From the top. Hero of man. Go. — I am... — Sorry, sorry, sorry. And women. Men and women. Both. All. Not a guy, girl thing. You know, Maui is a hero to all. You`re doing great. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment MoanaMoanaMauiFunny Quotes
— I wasn`t born a demigod. I had human parents. They took one look and decided they did not want me. They threw me into the sea... like i was nothing. Somehow, i was found by the gods. They gave me the hook. They made me Maui. And back to the humans i went. I gave them islands, fire, coconuts. Anything they could ever want. — You took the heart for them. You did everything for them so they`d love you. — It was never enough. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment MoanaMauiMoanaCrueltySad Quotes
Maybe the gods found you for a reason. Maybe the ocean brought you to them because it saw someone who was worthy of being saved. But the gods aren`t the ones who make you Maui. You are. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment MoanaMeaningful Quotes
Sometimes our strengths lie beneath the surface. Far beneath in some cases. Moana about Heihei Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment MoanaVirtues
— Are you gonna tell Dad? — I`m his mom. I don`t have to tell him anything. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment MoanaTalaMoanaFathers And SonsPositive Quotes
— We`re going to the realm of monsters? — We? No. Me. You are gonna stay here with the other chicken. That`s what i`m talking about. Gimme some. Come on! That was a good one. How do you not get it? I called her a chicken, there`s a chicken on the boat. I know she`s human, but that`s not the... You know what? Forget it. Forget it! I`m not explaining it to you. Cause then it`s not funny. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment MoanaMauiMoanaInsultJokeExplanation
— Hey, i`m just trying to understand why your people decided to send... How do i phrase this? You. — My people didn`t send me. The ocean did. — The ocean? Makes sense. You`re what, eight? Can`t sail. Obvious choise! — It chose me for a reason. — If the ocean`s so smart why didn`t it just take the heart back to Te Fiti itself? Or bring me my hook? The ocean`s straight up kooky-dooks! Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment MoanaMauiMoanaOceanChosen OnesIronyPositive Quotes
— So, not seeing an entrance. — Yes, because it only appears after a human sacrifice. Kidding! So serious! Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment MoanaMoanaMauiJokeFunny Quotes