— You can't smoke in here.
— Well, there's no one else in here.
— They're not smoking either, are they?
— Can I have another cup of coffee then please? This one's cold.
— That's because you've been playing with it for 20 minutes.
— Can I have another one?
— Sure. 40 pence.
— Have a heart. I just got mugged.
— 39 then. I'm in a giving mood.
— So shines a good deed in a naughty world.
— Naughty? As in spank me gently, I've been a naughty girl?
— No, not that kind of naughty.
— As in tie me to the bedposts because I've been so naughty?
— I think that qualifies as the same kind of naughty.
— I know. I just enjoy watching you fidget when I say naughty.
— Have we met before?
— Why? Do I look familiar?