— You ever heard the story of the mouse, the lion, and the thorn?
— Yeah.
— There you go then. In case we ever see that primate again.
— You do know that story is about a mouse becoming friends with the lion after taking the thorn out of his paw though, right?
— No, it's not. The mouse kills the lion with the thorn.
— Who told you that, Cole?
— My mother.
— That actually explains a lot.