— Yeah! We're on a boat. We're on a boat headed up north on a river.
— A boat? Where'd y'all get a boat?
— We met this, like, crazy Santa Claus, time-traveller guy from World War II. You'll meet him.
— What kind of boat y'all got?
— It's more of, like, a plane than a boat, really. Let's call it a "ploat."

— You ever heard the story of the mouse, the lion, and the thorn?
— Yeah.
— There you go then. In case we ever see that primate again.
— You do know that story is about a mouse becoming friends with the lion after taking the thorn out of his paw though, right?
— No, it's not. The mouse kills the lion with the thorn.
— Who told you that, Cole?
— My mother.
— That actually explains a lot.