— Marnie, Mike's dead.
— Yeah? Well, he's taking the news badly.

— I think you two are drunk.
— I think I possibly am, although I find it very difficult to tell the difference at this age.

— This river's the only place on earth they're found. When they're underwater, they glow in the dark. Now, the amazing thing is that modern science cannot explain why.
— There must be a reason.
— Till then, my theory is that they do it because they can.

— I'll escort you out.
— I'll let myself out...

— We could go hiking again.
— Hiking's just walking.

— Want a cigarette?
— l don't feel like smoking.
— Strange! lt's Saturday, no cigarettes, no bus... Don't lie to me. Something's up. You're observing Shabbat.
— What? No, no, no...
— You're observing Shabbat. Admit it.
— A little.

— So do you know karate or something?
— No. I just use baseball bats.

— She said sex is a wonderful and special experience but can only be done right when 2 people are in love.
— Grown-ups are so full of bull.

— Do you miss your fingers, Lloyd?
— Still getting used to it