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Humor Quotes

18 quotes

— Life has just three rules. And you already know them. Paradox, humor and change. Paradox.
— Life is a mystery. Don't waste time trying to figure it out.
— Humor.
— Keep a sense of humor, especially about yourself. It is a strength beyond all measure.
— Change.
— Know that nothing stays the same.

Peaceful Warrior

— You're being funny now?
— Thought it might break the ice, a bit.
— Funny doesn't suit you. Let's stick to ice.

Sherlock Holmes

I think that humor is part of what saves us from despair.

John Perry Barlow

A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Positive Quotes

— I left your flask in the back seat. The worst mascot in the world.

Charlie Bradbury

Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness its poison.

Philip Stanhope

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

— Sushi's a food, not a name.
— Yes, Burger.

I'm in the Band

The best jokes are short.

I'm not as funny as Chandler is. Because Chandler has thirty people writing for him.

Sarcastic Quotes

— I am now, already putting on trousers.
“The ones you wear are fine, Gina.

— And you are… Tamara
— You can call me simply: “Hey, you!”

Daddy's daughters

Tamara Kozhemyatko

Sergey Alekseevich Vasnetsov

So, how's tricks? Sorry, occupational humor.

The Butterfly Effect

Kayleigh Miller

Guys, I don't think that belongs there. Okay, that's either the way out here, or we gotta click our heels together three times and say «There's no place like home».

Ray Palmer (The Atom)

You know, baby, if you get tired of music, go to a psychologist. And I will be your patient

A Christmas Melody

Humor is the contemplation of the finite from the point of view of the infinite.

Christian Morgenstern