Date, Rendezvous Quotes

— I'm telling you, Joanna's got it all wrong, okay? All I said was, "This was fun. Let's do it again sometime. I'll give you a call."
— Oh, gee... I wonder why she thinks you're going to call her?
— That's what you say at the end of a date.
— You can't just say, "Nice to meet you. Good night"?
— To her face?

You know we never did have that second date.

[Bianca is in the hallway of the school begging Catherine to go to the Fall Fling. But Catherine refuses because she has no one to go with. Suddenly Bianca notices Patrick and runs to him.]
— Patrick? Please take my sister to Fall Fling!
— Excuse her. She was dropped on her head as an infant. Now she has these episodes...
[Catherine pulls Bianca away from Patrick, but she breaks free and runs up to him again.]
— Look, deep, deep down beneath my sister's crusty exoskeleton, she has a soft spot for you.
— I'm going to kill you in your sleep.
— ... My father is a freak who won't let me date until she does, so will you please take her to the dance? You can consider it a charitable contribution to the Free Bianca Stratford Foundation.
[Catherine turns her back on Bianca and Patrick, about to leave.]
— Okay, I'll do it. I'll take her to that dance... I'd like to see how you look in a dress. I'll pick you up at seven.
[Patrick leaves.]
— We both have dates to the dance!
— Sleep with one eye open.